Hey, old pal. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen you. Have you done something new with your hair? It looks really good. Not that it doesn’t always look good, it just looks like it’s got some extra bounce. A little more OOMPH, you know? Did you switch conditioners? Add some spray pomade? See, I told you. Once you go spray pomade, you never go back.
Me? Oh, I’ve been keeping busy. The big Cobber Corn Feeds were a couple weeks back. Yes, it was my first corn feed ever. We don’t seem to have them in Brainerd, for whatever reason, and 2 hours just never seemed worth the drive for some free corn. But boy, it sure was worth walking the two blocks for! (more…)

My memories of the bus are not very happy. In fact, if I were to be blunt, I’d say they suck.
I have to admit right here, right now, my favorite part of summer. It’s not the sunshine, it’s not the cheese curds, and it’s not even the lack of homework. All those are fine, but when it comes right down to it, I cannot get enough of summer blockbusters.
I’m stuck, guys.